Can I get your John HanCock here?
Aaah I kill me. And yeah that's the best I could do.
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3 comments:
Would his signature have been an acceptable alternative if his name was Dick Johnson?
Would it have been an acceptable signature if he were purchasing the 1992 King Missile album Happy Hour including the single "Detachable Penis"?
He should have used a frontal view instead. When questioned, he could have said he was in Led Zeppelin.
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