Oh, snap!

Now who's going to tell me I look simply awful?

No future for you

"God save the Queen/She ain't no human being ... eeh, do you remember her Coronation, Ethel? Lovely it was, wasn't it?"

Happy birthday, Michael Jackson

The Guardian has a 50-image gallery; one photo for every year Jacko has been alive.



And this nice lady, also.



What?

Drag queen names found on Facebook

Crystal D'Canter
Ophelia Balls
Lidia Box
Mandy Gap (in London, of course)
Cameille Humps
Tanya Hyde
Donna K-Bab
Sally Monella
Amy Lamé
Heidi Liscious
Chan-Don Moet
Izzie Moist
Miss Cookie Monstrar
Elaine Stretched
Dilwhorous Van Pum-pum
Wilma Fingadoo
Rhoda Hoarse
Ria Enders