FlamingBaconLanceOfDeath!

I'm sorry, Elmer, but this knocks SpearAndMagicHelmet into a cocked hat.

Whatever that means.

What a crap day

Harvey Korman dead, James Hook burned down, and I'm recovering from the indignity of handing a forfeit to Mot's Crew (yo Bill, 7 players != team). Damn.

Is there any happy news? Anything? Aaah yes, thanks to Maxim, at least we know how Gary Oldman came up with "breasteses." Thanks intarnets.