Lucky Doesn't Take Cabs

As you may have seen in the Globe last week, the Celtics dismissed their "mascot" Lucky the Leprechaun. The reasons for the dismissal were not revealed to the press.

Thankfully, the Sons of Sam Horn have the rest of the story. Key thought:

"Also, this year he started referring to himself in the third person. And better yet, as "Lucky", instead of Damon."

The lesson is clear: you can only act like this if you are a hall-of-fame-level talent.