The day before and the morning after

Yesterday, you were so toasted that even your flip-flops wanted nothing to do with you:



And today ... well ... you feel like a hungover owl.



"MY BRAIN IS SCREAMING. I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT."


"Man, I can’t ... I can’t deal with this right now."



"Bleh ... Jesus ... I’m like a drumstick made of shame."

Merry Xmas, Everybody

Here is a list of Ireland's three greatest cultural achievements in reverse order:

3) James Joyce's Dubliners;

2) Guinness stout;

1) This old toothless drunken dude's little Christmas song.

Houses Now Cheaper Than a Pabst Blue Ribbon

House values in the Detroit area have fallen to the point that the median price in December was $7,500. Some are even selling for $1 or less. At least they still have the Detroit Lions.

Behold The Man With The Three-Point Plan

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

I remembered this morning. Damn you boozerooni!