Crap British Santa's village incites violence, closes

"One of the elves got smacked in the face and pushed in a pram."

But despite this resounding seal of approval, Lapland New Forest has closed down.

Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody!

Today, let us celebrate the True Meaning of the Holiday with America's favorite wife-shooting, homosexual junkie whose grandfather invented the adding machine. Via Wonkette, who also provided a helpful link to the text.