- McSweeney's brings you a one-act play titled A-Rod on Opening Day. Featuring Esteban Loaiza. By the way, I love the new baseball-reference.
- One of the few pluses of aging is losing the need to hold back on your feelings. Which explains why Roger Ebert is sharing his thoughts on noted assclown Bill O'Reilly.
- On Flak Radio they explained the Anal Car Game. You basically add the word "anal" to a car model's name, with hilarity often ensuing. It's not new or anything: this is College Humor's top 25 list, which is pretty good but somehow misses the Explorer and the Expedition. I'm guessing this exercise does explain how Ford names their models.
- I had to explain to Smores T. Catt, Esq. that it was important for her to quiet down so I could concentrate on reading this article in the Onion.
- The poorly drawn, absurd and obscene Modern Toss comics from the UK are now being shown in cartoon form on IFC. The breakout star is definitely Mr. Tourette, master signwriter.
