Thursday, February 12, 2009

Five haiku about people and their frickin' BlackBerrys

LIBRARY
The tiny keyboard
Still makes enough of a sound
To distract, bastard

KINDERGARTEN TOUR
Very important
The future of his children
Never once looks up

THE PARK
A child on a swing
Daddy, daddy, higher please
But he is texting

STARBUCKS
Can I help you sir?
Excuse me, can I help you?
Sir? Can I help you?

GOTHAM BAR
All businessman types
Emailing just like at work
But here they are drunk

(Stolen from Banterist)

1 comment:

KP said...

Hate my Blackberry?
My Blackberry hates you, too.
"eat shit, die, human"