Friday, April 18, 2008

The Hollowed Femur Bone of the Overpopulating Howler Monkey

Flak Radio brings us perhaps the best artist bio ever. A sample:

By the time he was eleven R Nicholas had become deputy chief of his tribe and was the most skilled poison dart maker in the region. At the height of his poison dart making career, just a single dart made by R Nicholas could be traded for the entire decapitated body of a mature female boar

1 comment:

LimeyG said...

You know, I might have been inclined to believe this, but for one flaw: Christian Scientists don't do missionary work. Ha! Eat that, artboy!