I'm so glad that Mr. Interception himself has been traded from the pressure-packed Packers to the leisurely low-expectations of the Jets. Moving from the white-hot media glare of Wisconsin to a perennial loser, we won't have to hear about him anymore on the news.
Wait, it's the New York Jets? We're doomed.
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The Patriots defensive backs are psyched because two games against the Jets should mean that there will be 5-8 interceptions to spread between them. DBs will be playing with broken legs and eyeballs hanging out before they will miss this opportunity to pad their stats to get to the next payday.
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