Attention: Dave Mustaine wants you to try his beans."This is my favorite coffee SO FAR, and I hope it will be your favorite coffee too, SO FAR, until I can decide on which coffee to bring you next! This PERUVIAN coffee was so pleasing to taste and had the right boost I needed in the morning for me to prepare for another day of shredding!"
Be careful, Mustaine. This whole beverage promotion thing is a slippery slope. Before you know it, you'll be laughing, manic and wide-eyed, while burying sararymans up to their necks.
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Two thoughts:
1) Ahnold looks more retarded than usual in that ad. That's impressive.
2) It won't take long for Metallica to kick Dave Mustaine's ass in the field of coffee marketing, leaving him a crying blubbering mess. Again.
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