I Would Like to Thank Brad Wilkerson...

While I thought I had peaked way too early with my Hacking Mass team, I guess I was wrong. Right now, as I watch my shortstop Tony Pena, Jr. flail miserably against Jon Lester in the 6th inning, the Tobias Funke All Stars sit at the top of the 1,052 teams entered this year. It's really been a team effort so far with washed-up veterans, light-hitting glove men and inexplicable long-term contract recipients all contributing.

My only regret is not picking a more awesome name like Flaming Labrums or 2 Orioles, 1 Cup.