Everything you need to know about Eurovision 2013

There is NO POINT watching this year's Eurovision Song Contest, because the obvious best song, from Estonia, was knocked out in that country's qualifying round.

I smell a conspiracy. It's probably because the Estonian government knows the song would blow all others out of the water and they'd need to pony up the dough to host next year's competition.
And that's why you won't hear Winny Puhh's transcendent "Meiecundimees üks Korsakov läks eile Lätti" on May 18.

So hear it now.