À la recherche du muffin perdu

Overheard, transcribed, and turned into poetry:

10 seconds
In the microwave and they’re just wonderful.
But they’ve been gone from the machine
for like two weeks.
I mean they’re SO good. And now
They’re not in there.
I don’t know why they’re not in there.

But they’re so good.
Not too rich, not too dry.
Just great.
I think they’re called
Like
McKinleoo’s brand
Or something.

There’s lots of other stuff in the vending machine,
But not those muffins.
They were in the left side, I think.
I don’t know why they’re not in there anymore.
Is it because we changed
To new machines? I really loved them.

Had them all the time.
10 seconds in the microwave.