Too Soon?

Hmm...

Bad cop

New stills are up from Werner Herzog's remake Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. While Abel Ferrara is said to be "very angry" about this film (Abel Ferrara vs. Werner Herzog: Smackdown!), and it's saddled with a title that's bound to confuse gamers looking for the next Grand Theft Auto installment, this remake offers "Paycheck" Cage potential redemption from his recent string of playing losers where he is either a freak who knows the future or a freak who knows the future.

"I see your tits in my future"

Let's hope Herzog fights the urge to reprise Harvey Keitel's full frontal. We can do without the Cage take on that.

Seanbaby est dans la maison

This experiment may shock you.
Your favorite song might be
genetically linked directly or
indirectly to “Sussudio.”
We’re all about to see how
thin a line we’re all walking
between enjoying catchy music
and having a family of dicks
hibernating in our mouths.

Luxuriante, chef de brillants, les cheveux en bonne santé

Our new Pantene Pro-V2 line is
ideal for vigorously working
that special someone's member without
the soreness
and discomfort
caused by other shampoos,"
spokeswoman Karen Radcliffe said.

"And I hardly even need to mention
the inherent difficulties
of using exfoliating body scrubs

with oatmeal," Jablonski added.

"I even bought the
extra
soft
companion
chamois,"
Sandford said. "Jerking
[boyfriend] Doug [O'Brien]
off every

single

morning

using L'Oréal conditioner used to be
such a chore.
But with this new Pantene,

Doug's back
to sleep
and I'm off
to class
and looking great in no time.

[Orig]

À la recherche du muffin perdu

Overheard, transcribed, and turned into poetry:

10 seconds
In the microwave and they’re just wonderful.
But they’ve been gone from the machine
for like two weeks.
I mean they’re SO good. And now
They’re not in there.
I don’t know why they’re not in there.

But they’re so good.
Not too rich, not too dry.
Just great.
I think they’re called
Like
McKinleoo’s brand
Or something.

There’s lots of other stuff in the vending machine,
But not those muffins.
They were in the left side, I think.
I don’t know why they’re not in there anymore.
Is it because we changed
To new machines? I really loved them.

Had them all the time.
10 seconds in the microwave.