Nine Important "Cold as Ice" Covers

1. Starsplash. Are you Ready? Are you Ready? If you can watch no other Cold as Ice, this would, uuh, be the one to watch.
2. M.O.P. is willing to sacrifice.
3. Hardcore Masif: That's three so far working the speedup and pitchshifting. Enough already.
4. Stingray and Sonicdriver: aaw christ more pitchshifting.
5. Who the hell are the dirty hippies in this one? Is that Billy Joel with them? WTF?
6. Nylon Tapestry never takes advice, and someday will pay the price.
7. Jerry Taft does a Shatneresque spoken word interpretation. Has this guy been on Law and Order? I thought everybody has. IMDB says he played "Guard" on "Murder, She Wrote." Close enough.
8. Kenny and the Captains gets points for the concept, but we'll subtract a mark for the half-assed effort.
9. Learn to make your own!