Wat, seven goddamn pages of Total Eclipse of the Heart videos?!? So much dreck -- which of these covers of Jim Steinman's epic is the Greatest. Evar.?
We'll leave the classic Nikki French disco version out of contention, as that would be like giving Sidney Lumet another Oscar after his Lifetime Achievement Consolation Prize. Let's break it down:
- Sifl-n-Olly inspired bedroom casio interpretation. The gag gets old after the first 30 seconds.
- Hurra Torpedo. Waitaminute. Are they mocking the song? Show some goddamn respect.
- The Dan Band. At a wedding. With a fog machine. Ow Ow Ow. (If you've eaten recently, go with the live version instead).
- Daker should learn how to play the banjo before posting his bullshit. It's called fingerpicking moran. Or take a lesson from Outhouse Explosion.
- At least Dr. Beardface keeps it under 3 minutes. Did he record that in his cube?
- Tori Amos sucks. So does Westlife.
- Kiki and Herb. I'm not sure that chick's cans are real.
- Runner up: Chompy the Gator. I LOLd. That's the best singing burger since Better off Dead.
2 comments:
The only problem with the Sewing with Nancie version is the youtube video. Since there aren't any graphics to go with the music (just the album cover), I try to imagine the people behind it.
I'm back to Sifl-n-Olly. Now that I've put that into your head, try to listen to it again and not think of sock puppets performing this version.
The Kiki & Herb version owns. Since the original is not melodramatic enough, they made even more so.
The Hurra Torpedo version was very cool as well, even if they didn't show the proper reverence.
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