Saturday, September 6, 2008

Political Metaphors

After the events of last week's RNC, I've come to realize two things. First, I need to drill more, as it is apparently the solution to all the world's ills. Second, I need to find more elaborate metaphors to describe how difficult it is hoping the Democrats fail to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory just this once.

Anyway, what better way to describe the hockey mom's Wednesday night speech in which she blamed the Demi-crats for all the attacks on her pitiful resume than to summon up this WWE classic. Imagine that the late, great Eddie Guerrero is Sarah Palin, the ref is the media and Ken Kennedy (naturally) is the Democratic party. The marks watching this are, of course, the American public. Enjoy.

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