The day before and the morning after

Yesterday, you were so toasted that even your flip-flops wanted nothing to do with you:



And today ... well ... you feel like a hungover owl.



"MY BRAIN IS SCREAMING. I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT."


"Man, I can’t ... I can’t deal with this right now."



"Bleh ... Jesus ... I’m like a drumstick made of shame."

This is why we can't have nice sandwiches

Move along, Grilled Cheese Burgermelt. Take a powder, Double Down.

From eater.com:

Restaurant chain Denny's updated its value menu with the Fried Cheese Melt, a sandwich made with "four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese grilled between two slices of sourdough bread." Priced at a reasonable $4, it's served with french fries and a side of marinara sauce.

I'm sure that's the only context in which this sandwich and "reasonable" can be used in the same sentence.

The Swell Season covers Two Headed Boy

It's there, somewhere in-between Bud ads.


The Swell Season covers Neutral Milk Hotel